| One of my clients sued me
and I was in small claims court yesterday. Merrill
Schneider was sued by the same client. We went before a
judge and he looks down at us and says, 'MERRILL,
REMEMBER ME, I WAS YOUR LAWYER WHEN YOU WERE SUED 20
YEARS AGO' "i can't hear this case"
so we waited 2 more hours for
another judge to hear the case.
We
go to the other judge and it is Merrill Schneider's turn
to talk. Merrill says,
"the guy
called me every day. Judge the guy is an ass hole."
The judge said, "MR
SCHNEIDER, YOU'RE AN ATTORNEY AND I DON'T EXPECT TO
HEAR SUCH LANGUAGE COMING FROM AN ATTORNEY!'
Schneider, "sorry judge,
sorry."
Then the defendant is
laying out his case (?) and Schneider is bent over,
nearly with his head between his knees. the judge says,
"MR SCHNEIDER, SIT UP STRAIGHT!!"
Schneider, "sorry judge,
sorry."
/s/ Lawyer in
Oregon, California and Washington
Oregon State Bar-Disciplinary
16037 SW Upper Boones Fr Rd
PO Box 231935
97281-1935
Re: your Bar member Merrill Schneider calling a
plaintiff an “ass hole” in Multnomah County Court and
being admonished by Multnomah Judge (recorded by Mult.
Co.)
Dear Scott:
2 minutes in reading your Oregon Rules of
Professional Conduct reveals that an Oregon lawyer
cannot call an opposition litigant “an asshole” in
court. If you don’t have the Rules of Professional
Conduct for your state I would be glad to mail you one.
The judge found it so offensive that he admonished
Merrill Schneider in Court and had to remind him, “I
never expect to hear such language from you Mr.
Schneider, you’re a lawyer.” (or words to that effect)
Here’s your code:
DR 7-106 Trial
Conduct.
(C) In appearing in his professional capacity before
a
tribunal,
a lawyer shall not: (6) Engage in undignified or
discourteous conduct which is degrading to a tribunal.
I suppose you could let Merrill Schneider off for
calling Kent Coffman “an asshole” if such conduct was
NOT undignified or discourteous but the judge quickly
said that it is -or- that he was not appearing in
“professional capacity before a tribunal…”
I must agree, that Merrill Schneider calling a former
client “an asshole” might not be deemed very
“professional” (as the judge scolded) and that Merrill
Schneider will not be disciplined by the Oregon Bar,
just as it did not discipline him for lying about his
drug taking, LSD dropping, etc. to an Appeals Judge and
the Oregon State Bar. If he can get away with taking
dope and lying about it to you, I suppose you’ll
probably not bother with Merrill Schneider calling an
Oregon citizen “an asshole” in an Oregon Court and being
admonished by the judge for his crudeness.
/s/ complaining Oregon resident
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